Closed Easter Sunday | April 1

Which branch of the military do bunnies like best?
[The Hare Force]

The preacher was standing at the front door, shaking hands as his parishioners came out. He pulled one man aside and said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord, son!”

“I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor,” he replied.

“How come I only see you at Christmas and Easter?” asked the pastor.

“Because I’m in His Secret Service, Pastor!”